Comments on: spatulator http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=906 We of course all understand it, being intellectuals. Thu, 05 Jun 2025 17:47:31 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.0 By: mig http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=906&cpage=1#comment-2120 Tue, 18 May 2004 11:36:46 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=906#comment-2120 Absolutely, j-a, nothing more relaxing than chasing your father around the house with kitchen implements – I recommend you give it a try next time you visit your folks.

Whisktrix sounds like a British breakfast cereal. I don’t know why I didn’t think of the whisk, that would be the perfect weapon.

]]> By: anne http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=906&cpage=1#comment-2119 Mon, 17 May 2004 15:18:25 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=906#comment-2119 geez. we just do kitchen-utensil-as-wand spell-throwing around here. clearly i need to kick it up a few notches.
the whisktrix, who has the metal mixing bowl for head cover, and moves with lightning speed using a kitchen whisk to scramble your vision, and then does a nice shot or three of kentucky bourbon, perhaps, after the competitors have trundled off to bed.
it needs work. but i have been inspired.

]]> By: j-a http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=906&cpage=1#comment-2118 Mon, 17 May 2004 12:03:04 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=906#comment-2118 spatulator…that is very interesting. but did you say you did this to CALM them down??? surely they must have been high as balloons after that. or did you drug them afterwards with warm milk…

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