Comments on: Thank you for your patience

By: mig

mig — Thu, 25 Mar 2004 13:32:23 +0000

Salmonella. My turtle wouldn’t fit in my mouth. For some reason, that makes me think of Richard Gere.

I find squirrel brains work better as canapes on Ritz Crackers. Judgement call, though, whether or not to tell the guests what they are.

By: Zizka

Zizka — Thu, 25 Mar 2004 06:18:35 +0000

Don’t put your turtle in your mouth. There’s some kind of disease they carry. Also, don’t eat scrambled eggs and squirrel brains.

By: D

Tue, 23 Mar 2004 01:22:12 +0000

Bring it on. This is the content I live for.

By: unmute

unmute — Mon, 22 Mar 2004 16:16:31 +0000

weird…i did a google search for “sex up a turtle” and wound up back at your site. no wonder you missed her…. :)

By: anne

anne — Mon, 22 Mar 2004 11:38:25 +0000

what chris said.

By: mig

mig — Mon, 22 Mar 2004 10:33:54 +0000

She’ll be 7 on 1 May this year, just like Gamma. They’re twins.

By: j-a

j-a — Mon, 22 Mar 2004 10:07:22 +0000

how old is your turtle?

By: chris

chris — Mon, 22 Mar 2004 08:17:02 +0000

There’s certainly nothing funny about being at work when it’s gotten dark out. And as for full-time humor, well, screw that. To me, a person’s blog should reflect whatever they’re going through- both good and bad, ’cause that’s how life is. I don’t trust, and therefore rarely read, blogs that are more like ‘zines with canned content which has been santized for the author’s protection- because how boring is that? That said, I do hope this spell passes and things improve for you at work or whatever :-)

By: Jessica

Jessica — Mon, 22 Mar 2004 08:02:10 +0000

Oh, yes. Just you wait.

By: sue

sue — Mon, 22 Mar 2004 03:05:10 +0000

I had a turtle for about five years or so back in the 70s, but it never hibernated. That could have been because it was a slider turtle (liked to be in or near water) and used to semi-tropical weather. He? had quite an appetite, always hungry. In our demented way we named him Budapest (Bud for short) because he was always “hungary.”