Comments on: Annual metamorphosism.com Valentine’s Day Limerick Contest

By: Lisa D.

Lisa D. — Tue, 17 Feb 2004 18:11:57 +0000

Ruth Westheimer, sans 5 foot tall
inspires us, both large and small
to keep getting physical
inspite of the visual
of spry German hobbits who ball.

By: Scott Partee

Scott Partee — Tue, 17 Feb 2004 03:50:50 +0000

I typed “Youth,” meant “You.”

By: Scott Partee

Scott Partee — Tue, 17 Feb 2004 03:49:47 +0000

Youth thought meaning was what you inferred
From your reading or what you just heard
But Lecan said such wisdom
Comes from outside the system
So True Meaning is ever-deferred

By: Mark and Marjorie

Mark and Marjorie — Sun, 15 Feb 2004 08:01:19 +0000

An orc with a raging psychosis
Said “Doctor, what’s your diagnosis?”
The doctor said “Orc,
you eat too much pork.
I think you just have trichinosis.”

By: Liz

Liz — Sat, 14 Feb 2004 14:59:10 +0000

An earnest young doctor named Beach
fell madly in love with a leech
that little blood-sucker
was such a hot fucker
that heaven seemed quite within reach.

By: Liz

Liz — Sat, 14 Feb 2004 11:05:41 +0000

A trendy French shrink named Lacan
Thought love added up to rien
But construct or not,
You’re incredibly hot,
My perfect, post-modernist Man.

By: Liz

Liz — Sat, 14 Feb 2004 11:05:33 +0000

A trendy French shrink named Lacan
Thought love added up to rien
But construct or not,
You’re incredibly hot,
My perfect, post-modernist Man.

By: Kat

Kat — Sat, 14 Feb 2004 04:45:42 +0000

By: Anna

Anna — Sat, 14 Feb 2004 01:20:17 +0000

There once was a thinker called Rorschach
Whose intestines were constantly blocked
And when that lucky fella
Did contract Salmonella
His skid marks looked just like Iraq.

By: zedzdead

zedzdead — Fri, 13 Feb 2004 19:25:33 +0000

I was a bit of a lad in my youth
A little bit rough and uncouth
Its amazing how age
Prozac’s your rage
when, like me you’re a bit long in the tooth

By: D

Fri, 13 Feb 2004 18:07:38 +0000

One Richard von Krafft-Ebbing
Whilst reading Lord of the Rings
Became weak at the knees
Upon discovering fleas
and the reason for his itching

By: pix

pix — Fri, 13 Feb 2004 18:00:23 +0000

There once was a young girl called Flora
Who was known as a bit of a go-er
she was skilled with her tongue
and she thought it’d begun
with an Amoebaec Sarcomastigophora

By: joeri

joeri — Fri, 13 Feb 2004 17:25:08 +0000

I read that Edward Thorndike when adolescent
bought his girlfriend a tongue piercing present
He found it artistic
and he went ballistic
in response to the stimuli pleasant.

By: Pete

Pete — Fri, 13 Feb 2004 17:04:32 +0000

My pregnant friend isn’t so wild,
She says how it feels to have child,
The lump is showing,
It’s developing, growing.
I thought of my tapeworm and smiled.

By: D

Fri, 13 Feb 2004 15:26:10 +0000

One day an unfortunate Bilbo Baggins
found that his scrotum was sagging
When he showed Sam his nuts
Sam said “The problem is this
you’ve got scrotal necrotizing fasciitis”