Comments on: 2023 metamorphosism.com International St. Valentine’s Day Limerick Contest

By: Perry Iles

Perry Iles — Sun, 12 Feb 2023 15:14:45 +0000

We’re a giant ball flying through space
And we go at a hell of a pace
But Mercury cheats
By having winged feet
So thank heavens we’re not in a race

By: Perry Iles

Perry Iles — Sun, 12 Feb 2023 12:45:53 +0000

Microdosing’s a whole load of balls
If you’re going to take drugs, take ‘em all
You might not get toned
But at least you’ll get stoned
And you won’t have to care about, you know, making stuff rhyme and shit

By: Perry Iles

Perry Iles — Sun, 12 Feb 2023 12:39:44 +0000

Next Saturday night at the lido
We’ll go for swim incognito
You can look at the women
When they’re dressed up for swimmin’
But watch out for paedos in Speedos

By: Perry iles

Perry iles — Sun, 12 Feb 2023 12:35:59 +0000

Eating fruit keeps you bowels quite regular
Though the limerick concepts are nebular
For the sole rhyme for orange
Is a Welsh Hill called the Blorenge
Which is probably snow covered in Februar
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By: KayO

KayO — Sun, 12 Feb 2023 04:15:12 +0000

Though “happy” is hard to define,
And pleasures no cinch to assign,
Still, some things are simple
Like popping a pimple
And smelling clean sheets on the line.

By: KayO

KayO — Sun, 12 Feb 2023 04:01:19 +0000

Bell’s Theorem provided the traction
For Enstein’s proposed spooky action.
This tale of two particles
Touches the hearticles,
Proving long-distance attraction.

By: KayO

KayO — Sun, 12 Feb 2023 04:00:59 +0000

While shagging the newly elected
Prime minister, Randy reflected:
“My tiniest thrust
Could make Tokyo combust,
Because it’s all interconnected.”

By: KayO

KayO — Sun, 12 Feb 2023 04:00:27 +0000

Said the guru, “It’s simple, my son;
Nirvana awaits everyone.
But it’s really pathetic
To be an ascetic
When hedonists have all the fun.”

By: KayO

KayO — Sun, 12 Feb 2023 04:00:07 +0000

The current themes seem kinda scary;
I guess I’ll just throw a Hail Mary.
Of manifestations
I have no narrations:
Sweet Jesus, we really need Perry.

By: KayO

KayO — Tue, 07 Feb 2023 22:38:19 +0000

Within the deluxe residencia
The feast was about to commencia.
‘Twas the señor’s conceit
To serve oranges sweet
From his own homegrown stash of Valencia.

(I know I missed the window for orange varieties, and it’s a stupid limerick anyway, but I want partial credit for the diacritic.)

By: Tony

Tony — Wed, 01 Feb 2023 13:41:06 +0000

Certain naughty Gregorian chants
Have the effect of removing your pants
Instead of a neume
Go get a room
‘Cause no one should witness that dance.

By: Tony

Tony — Tue, 31 Jan 2023 16:04:39 +0000

On the Internet I heard a rumor
Of cures for a particular tumor
All that it took
Was buying a book.
Ha! Yeah, Okay boomer.

By: Tony

Tony — Tue, 31 Jan 2023 15:59:04 +0000

I consider the fruit called tangelo
To be best when it is picked quite yello
But I couldn’t do that
On account of the cat
Who was in the way playing the cello.

By: KayO

KayO — Thu, 19 Jan 2023 17:13:17 +0000

Citrus fruit spreads found in Moose Jaw
Taste subtly of some je ne sais quoi.
But Marmalade dreams
In New Orleans, it seems,
Sing “Voulez-vous couchez avec moi?”

By: Zissou

Zissou — Thu, 19 Jan 2023 04:02:24 +0000

There once was a woman from Surrey
Who always made love in a hurry.
For she said, “I am wary
That, being so hairy,
To linger would make me a Furry.”