Comments on: The key to a happy life http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=565 We of course all understand it, being intellectuals. Thu, 05 Jun 2025 17:47:31 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.0 By: PunkClown http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=565&cpage=1#comment-1144 Tue, 28 Oct 2003 19:00:31 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=565#comment-1144 I have been nursing for over 22 years. I have become very familiar with death. I have “laid out” more dead bodies than I can remember, not to mention holding the hands of those you died while they were busy doing it. I know with certainty that our time on this earth can STOP, suddenly, for a multitude of reasons, whatever age we are. This is my secret to being happy. For if today was the last day of my life, how would I like to spend it? In a bad mood, gazing at the world through a jaded perspective, whining and whinging and spouting negativism? No…I don’t think so. Life is too short to be shitty. Of course that works well in theory, but what about in practice? Ha! Well, most of the time it works for me….Peace, Love and MungBeans…

]]> By: marydell http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=565&cpage=1#comment-1143 Sat, 25 Oct 2003 18:52:50 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=565#comment-1143 At my school, we party with the space monkeys after all the children have left. I keep mine locked in a closet next to the kid from last year who is still working on writing “I will not inhale magic marker fumes or eat glue” 5 billion times. He’s currently on number 476,875. I expect to let him go on to fourth grade some time in 2006.

]]> By: mig http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=565&cpage=1#comment-1142 Fri, 24 Oct 2003 18:04:44 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=565#comment-1142 For a number of reasons, including that I am an idiot and have no business instructing children in anything besides elementary HTML, I am opposed to *me* homeschooling *my* children. I am sure that, somewhere out there, there are parents wise enough to do such a thing. It’s just not me. But I caught myself thinking, fuck all this, I’m homeschooling her. Then I came to my senses.

]]> By: Brian http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=565&cpage=1#comment-1141 Fri, 24 Oct 2003 17:54:02 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=565#comment-1141 Geckos are so pretty!

I am SO not looking forward to the day when Charlotte starts school and I have to put on my own red-hot battle suit to wage war with the space monkeys.

]]> By: bhikku http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=565&cpage=1#comment-1140 Fri, 24 Oct 2003 16:41:13 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=565#comment-1140 I am so in that PTA meeting.

Next time I’m bringing the monkeys myself, just to make sure they show.

]]> By: Piglet http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=565&cpage=1#comment-1139 Fri, 24 Oct 2003 13:55:57 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=565#comment-1139 job interviews are as bad as it gets.
Thanks for agreeing with me!

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