Comments on: 2020 metamorphosism.com international St. Valentine’s Day limerick contest http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5462 We of course all understand it, being intellectuals. Thu, 05 Jun 2025 17:47:31 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.0 By: KayO http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5462&cpage=1#comment-11408 Thu, 13 Feb 2020 03:26:00 +0000 http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5462#comment-11408 I think it might be nice to die.
Eventually I plan to try.
No chores, just peace —
A soft release —
‘Scuse me, I’ll kiss the sky.

(Not suicidal, just gloriously lazy.)

]]> By: Tim http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5462&cpage=1#comment-11407 Sun, 02 Feb 2020 22:05:08 +0000 http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5462#comment-11407 Bergamot Marmalade
With water and sugar it’s made
Recalling ants last summer
That was a bummer
To the shopping list he adds a can of raid

]]> By: Perry Iles http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5462&cpage=1#comment-11406 Fri, 31 Jan 2020 20:06:43 +0000 http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5462#comment-11406 When shagging a mantis or ant
Keep your head’s what you usually can’t
They say viviparity
Is better than charity
So just keep your dick in your pant
s

]]> By: Perry Iles http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5462&cpage=1#comment-11405 Fri, 31 Jan 2020 20:03:47 +0000 http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5462#comment-11405 Parthenogenesis works
In the insect world consequence lurks
Once they get you in bed
They bite off your head
Because insects are basically jerks

]]> By: KayO http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5462&cpage=1#comment-11404 Mon, 27 Jan 2020 01:23:58 +0000 http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5462#comment-11404 An idea came to Bram Stoker
To costume himself as The Joker.
For Batman, it’s true,
Like Nosferatu,
Needs a counterpart clown Midnight Toker.

]]> By: Perry Iles http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5462&cpage=1#comment-11403 Sun, 26 Jan 2020 17:26:46 +0000 http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5462#comment-11403 Good times are going, they say
Rough weather is well on the way
Enough with this stuff
The sanctions are rough
As the price is far too high to pay

]]> By: Perry Iles http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5462&cpage=1#comment-11402 Sun, 26 Jan 2020 17:23:24 +0000 http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5462#comment-11402 Young Greta tells me that the biosphere
Is the antithesis of a cryosphere
The days are now over
For my poor old Range Rover
And I must invest in a Prius
I fear.

]]> By: Perry Iles http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5462&cpage=1#comment-11401 Sun, 26 Jan 2020 17:20:21 +0000 http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5462#comment-11401 They say I should look to the sky
And I suddenly realise why
A change in the climate
Affects every primate
I must trade in the Jag for a Pri
us

]]> By: KayO http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5462&cpage=1#comment-11400 Sat, 25 Jan 2020 19:02:20 +0000 http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5462#comment-11400 Neurologist Oliver Sacks
Had a patient who fell through the cracks:
Thought his wife was a hat,
And with fearsome eclat
Declared, “She gives head to the max!”

]]> By: Perry Iles http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5462&cpage=1#comment-11399 Fri, 24 Jan 2020 12:31:39 +0000 http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5462#comment-11399 To statistically classify disease
Is certainly never a breeze
But there’s some correlation
From nation to nation
Through coughs, colds and contacts and sneeze
Ing

]]> By: Perry Iles http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5462&cpage=1#comment-11398 Fri, 17 Jan 2020 12:34:23 +0000 http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5462#comment-11398 There once was an Austrian fella
Who kept a dead whore in his cellar
It took him some pluck
To have a cold fuck
But it kept him from feeling so mela
ncholy

]]> By: Perry Iles http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5462&cpage=1#comment-11397 Fri, 17 Jan 2020 00:18:55 +0000 http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5462#comment-11397 Cormac McCarthy’s The Road
Could have lightened its cumbersome load
They’d have saved the long hikes
If they’d stolen two bikes
And rode out of trouble when it showed
up

]]> By: Perry Iles http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5462&cpage=1#comment-11396 Fri, 17 Jan 2020 00:14:28 +0000 http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=5462#comment-11396 When sorting the good from the dross
You’ll find gems, and things not worth a toss
Dracula’s stuffy
Compared to young Buffy
Or scary Max Shreck playing Nos
feratu

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