Comments on: 2017 metamorphosism.com St. Valentine’s Day Limerick Contest

By: Perry Iles

Perry Iles — Mon, 13 Feb 2017 18:13:05 +0000

The Book of the Dead has no equal
No antecedent and no prequel
But with the death toll in China
And throughout Asia Minor
There’s a very good chance of a sequel

By: Perry Iles

Perry Iles — Mon, 13 Feb 2017 16:41:56 +0000

See youse, ya fat orange-faced wanker
Ye’re pals wi the big shots and bankers
But I’d give ma ain life
For some hole off yer wife
If it widnae be riskin yer rancour

By: Perry Iles

Perry Iles — Mon, 13 Feb 2017 16:13:43 +0000

The Tibetan Book of the Deaf
Was a typo the editors left
They thought the typography
Would attract new demography
If they added an index and ref
erences

By: Perry Iles

Perry Iles — Mon, 13 Feb 2017 16:00:25 +0000

DeLillo, McCarthy and Gibson
Found a cookbook they all claimed first dibs on
They sat round a camp fire
Eating cabbage and samphire
from a platter with grits and spare ribs on

By: Dee

Dee — Tue, 07 Feb 2017 19:17:20 +0000

There once was a young belly dancer
Who desperately sought a clear answer
Growing out of cyberpunk
She fell into a funk
Saying “I must find myself a new romancer”

By: Dee

Dee — Tue, 07 Feb 2017 19:04:44 +0000

There once was a man in Annexia
Who’s typewriter couldn’t be sexier
But when the drugs ran dry
He said “I really must fly,
I can’t be expected to write compus mentia”

By: Dee

Dee — Tue, 07 Feb 2017 18:54:07 +0000

There once was a man from Fitzrovia
Who longed wistfully for utopia
But outside his door
Was only eyesore
For he lived in a JG Ballard dystopia.

By: Perry Iles

Perry Iles — Tue, 07 Feb 2017 09:35:51 +0000

On Valentine’s Day Kim Kardashian
Will epitomise glamour and fashion
But poor Kanye West
Never sees her undressed
Which strikes me as somewhat irration
al

By: Perry Iles

Perry Iles — Tue, 07 Feb 2017 09:34:03 +0000

The POTUS has passions quite gingery
He tore his own daughter’s best lingerie
He groped her behind
Then made up his mind
To add incest to insult and injury.

By: Cj

Cj — Mon, 06 Feb 2017 18:03:33 +0000

There once was a doctor in DC
Who found that it wasn’t quite easy
To live, love, and work
In a town of such jerks
So she moved to the burbs of Tbilisi.

By: TH

TH — Wed, 01 Feb 2017 16:51:12 +0000

There once was a asshole called trump
who grab-handed girls by the rump
until he met Cass
who tazered his ass
now he’s just an impotent chump

(working on worse ones)

By: Perry Iles

Perry Iles — Wed, 01 Feb 2017 16:01:50 +0000

On Valentine’s Day you can send
Love letters or cards to a friend
But think about this
Each Valentine kiss
Makes a tube with an arse at each end