Comments on: Two questions

By: Jessica

Jessica — Tue, 26 Aug 2003 21:12:45 +0000

If he has short greyish hair and hands like a gynaecologist, I’d probably blush.

Did I tell you the story about my friend who dated a hot, young gynaecologist? She brought him to our mutual friend’s baby shower, which was of course full of pregnant ladies. And he was, like, the only man. Plus he was charming. So he comes up to introduce himself, and I offer my hand, and he does “the twirl.” Tell this to Alpha: he would take his thumb and two fingers, pinched together, and inserted them into your waiting hand, and twirled into grasping position.
Every woman blushed.

OK so fast forward 6 weeks, to my annual pelvic exam.
My own doctor is out, having her baby, a week early. Hooray for Dr. Zhan! So I get to see the new doctor, whose schedule is more open. Go to station B and put your papers in the nurse station window. Look at list of doctors.
See hot young gynaecologist’s name.
Reconcile self to situation while naked in exam room.
Get pleasant old lady NP instead. See her for rest of life, or until insurance runs out.
The end.
Sorry, I should have a better ending, I know. But come on. Really.

By: chris

chris — Fri, 22 Aug 2003 20:11:21 +0000

Who cares what she thought? Point is, you got to tell her what you were thinking. Later, while you’re daydreaming about this sort of thing in general, you won’t be wishing you had.

I’m all about being the casual fool whenever possible for the amusement of a beautiful woman.

By: mig

mig — Fri, 22 Aug 2003 13:12:08 +0000

Maybe the rubber gloves were a bad idea.

By: Eeksy-Peeksy

Eeksy-Peeksy — Fri, 22 Aug 2003 12:30:50 +0000

I suppose it depends on the compliment. She probably looked at your hands and said to herself, “Christ, he’s got fingers like a gynecologist’s.”