“A man jumped off a low tower onto a seesaw, shooting a young dishwater blonde woman with good abdominal definition in a blue top and very short blue hotpants into the air, where she did twists and flips and rolls before landing on his shoulders.”

“Later they did the Wheel of Death, which was impressive. The woman wore a more flattering red sequin bikini this time.”

“Almost forgot the contortionist… She was in a tight outfit, white with silver I believe, climbing around a silver hula hoop that was raised fifteen meters into the air…”

Oh, and I think there were camels and stuff.