http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=3828 We of course all understand it, being intellectuals. Thu, 05 Jun 2025 17:47:31 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.0 http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=3828&cpage=1#comment-10512 Wed, 14 Sep 2011 23:18:57 +0000 http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=3828#comment-10512 My favorite part of the financial news pages is that little paragraph where they explain everything that happened to the stock market in a sentence or two. The stock market dropped “because of investor nervousness over the color of Michelle Obama’s dress” or the market rose “because of new reports on new of increased demand for pork bellies”. Its the most whimsical paragraph in the paper (except maybe the horoscopes).

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