Comments on: Traffic Jams explained http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=362 We of course all understand it, being intellectuals. Thu, 05 Jun 2025 17:47:31 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.0 By: Mig http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=362&cpage=1#comment-485 Tue, 06 May 2003 16:27:16 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=362#comment-485 I’ve actually seen women do this in primitive cultures, such as Seattle, where a date once squatted down between two parked cars on the way home from a pub and let it rip. I was impressed, because she was wearing very high heels.

]]> By: Eeksy-Peeksy http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=362&cpage=1#comment-484 Tue, 06 May 2003 16:23:47 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=362#comment-484 “How do you think females handle the problem?”

Find a quiet spot, drop your drawers, and squat. Be careful not to get any on your clothes. If you consider your bare bum not much of a thing to worry about people seeing — people used to moon for fun — then the worst you’re doing if someone catches you is revealing the equivalent of what the guy shows when he pees.

]]> By: sue http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=362&cpage=1#comment-483 Tue, 06 May 2003 04:39:30 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=362#comment-483 Must be convenient to be equipped that way. How do you think females handle the problem?

]]> By: Adam http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=362&cpage=1#comment-482 Mon, 05 May 2003 19:40:05 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=362#comment-482 Reminds me of the time my father said to a shopkeeper who said the bathroom was for employees only, “Do you know the meaning of the word EMERGENCY?”

]]> By: chris http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=362&cpage=1#comment-481 Mon, 05 May 2003 17:48:11 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=362#comment-481 How the hell does one let ‘just enough’ out of a firehose? If I had to go that bad, there’d be no stopping it… You could’ve peed on the Porsche and screamed maniacally at the guy for cutting you off in traffic.

]]> By: Mig http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=362&cpage=1#comment-480 Mon, 05 May 2003 14:10:33 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=362#comment-480 Yes, little LBJ was out of there quick as a flash.

(“There was an accident on the freeway” was an unfortunate turn of phrase in this context, wasn’t it?)

]]> By: Eeksy-Peeksy http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=362&cpage=1#comment-479 Mon, 05 May 2003 13:41:03 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=362#comment-479 “But, because I’m a well-mannered person, I only peed enough so I’d safely make it into work.”

Oh, sure. I can just hear the folk who live on that street. “Now _there’s_ a well-mannered person. Why aren’t more people like him? Did you see that? You could tell by the look in his eyes that he peed only just enough! Why, I hardly had time to focus on his Lyndon Baines before it was gone again. And there’s only a little pee in our grass.”

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