Comments on: How crazy? http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=325 We of course all understand it, being intellectuals. Thu, 05 Jun 2025 17:47:31 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.0 By: mol http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=325&cpage=1#comment-354 Mon, 05 Jan 2004 22:53:29 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=325#comment-354 Hotter than a half fucked fox in a forest fire.

Learned that from a preacher’s son.

]]> By: mig http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=325&cpage=1#comment-353 Tue, 15 Apr 2003 18:52:17 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=325#comment-353 Ha!

]]> By: that tart http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=325&cpage=1#comment-352 Tue, 15 Apr 2003 18:25:58 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=325#comment-352 “so stupid they couldn’t pour piss out of a boot with directions on the heel.”

]]> By: D http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=325&cpage=1#comment-351 Tue, 15 Apr 2003 12:08:38 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=325#comment-351 Um… its a dead bug and the shadows… the shadows are… eh…

The shadows are coming! Run for the hills!

]]> By: mig http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=325&cpage=1#comment-350 Mon, 14 Apr 2003 15:43:05 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=325#comment-350 The bug?
D, what sort of bug *is* that?
And how are the shadows coming?

]]> By: D http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=325&cpage=1#comment-349 Mon, 14 Apr 2003 10:41:58 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=325#comment-349 In England they’re slightly more polite about it: “Well cover me in eggs and flour and bake me for forty minutes”

]]> By: mig http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=325&cpage=1#comment-348 Mon, 14 Apr 2003 10:27:15 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=325#comment-348 Well it does happen to be a family blog, but it’s a family where it’s okay to say “Well fuck me with a spoon.”

]]> By: ms lauren http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=325&cpage=1#comment-347 Mon, 14 Apr 2003 08:03:54 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=325#comment-347 i hope this isn’t a family blog, but my fav is straight from a tim sandlin book:

“well fuck me with a spoon.”

say it when surprised.

and, by the way, what kind of bug is pictured in your header?

]]> By: tasha http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=325&cpage=1#comment-346 Mon, 14 Apr 2003 05:15:54 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=325#comment-346 i always like the religious permutations:
christ on toast
christ on lasagne
christ on a bicycle
mary in a launderette
sweet bleeding christ and ice cream

]]> By: sourbob http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=325&cpage=1#comment-345 Fri, 11 Apr 2003 22:59:23 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=325#comment-345 I always liked this pair of old memphis blues slang phrases:

“get your ashes hauled” – attain sexual gratification

“I will turn your money green” – all purpose boast, come-on, etc. Can be used as “I will make money for you,” “I will screw your brains out,” or just as a general “I will satisfy you with my actions.”

]]> By: Suz http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=325&cpage=1#comment-344 Fri, 11 Apr 2003 22:08:03 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=325#comment-344 “Hotter than two rats bumping uglies in a wool sock” is my favorite.

]]> By: deb http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=325&cpage=1#comment-343 Fri, 11 Apr 2003 21:05:41 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=325#comment-343 This one has to take the cake….
“richer than 6 inches up a bull’s ass”.
(when referring to an extremely sweet dessert)
I’ll give all the credit to my ex for that one

]]> By: Tim http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=325&cpage=1#comment-342 Fri, 11 Apr 2003 20:43:18 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=325#comment-342 Kentucky will give W. Virginia a run for the money. “You are not strong enough to pull a greased string out of a cats ass.” and “You are strong enough to pull the handle out of a green maul”.

Another favorite, “Busier then a one legged man at an ass kicking contest.”.

I have no idea how a greased string gets in a cats ass by the way.

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