Comments on: Little-known facts about the flounder

By: hannah

hannah — Tue, 17 Sep 2013 16:28:49 +0000

Hi u suck balls

By: k.

k. — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 20:23:41 +0000

i’m with anne.

By: anne

anne — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 08:43:09 +0000

The genius to this is that I don’t think that you work on these anywhere near as much as they delight me. Little bitty things that I don’t even think you do on purpose, just flourishes. “Like most people, the flounder…”

By: mig

mig — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 07:46:02 +0000

PS as the flounder says to its young, “you’ll see things my way once your eyes have migrated.”

By: Meredith

Meredith — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 18:51:56 +0000

Bet he’d rather be “shot by a firing squad” than have his picture taken, what with both eyes on one side of his head and all.

By: Jann

Jann — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 18:12:58 +0000

Perhaps he doesn’t like the dance lessons because he fears he might flounder on the dance floor, and thus cause the whole project of learning to dance to founder. (Someone had to say it).
And then he would have to attempt to explain the difference between “flounder” and “founder” to creatures who still say “pacific” when they mean “specific.” Perhaps the whole prospect makes him wish he had been called “flourish”, or even “bounder.” I think he rather likes the idea of “bounder.”

By: beta

beta — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 14:57:00 +0000

-anna paquin
-the flounder should try and mind its own business sometimes.
-and get well soon.