Comments on: 8th metamorphosism.com International Valentine’s Day Limerick Contest

By: Metamorphosism › Metamorphosism International Valentine’s Day Limerick Contest, v.2012

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 21:05:46 +0000

[...] go take a look at the 2009 contest, which was a very good year for [...]

By: mn

mn — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 02:27:50 +0000

Well ashes to dust at Lent
On candles my money i spent
I met Duncan and John
But I’m still carrying on
I’m afraid that I didn’t repent

By: mn

mn — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 02:24:11 +0000

Trish told me you sent in an entry
and you sounded like one of the gentry
instead of val’s day
you chose Ash Wednesday
to exchange with us your pleasantries

By: Kate

Kate — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 13:01:47 +0000

Aww, I’m disqualified for tardiness, but can I submit one anyway and look forward to next year?

Here it is:

There once was a man from Belfiore

Who, drunk, made his wife cry Orrore!

She found him one day,

reading Gandhi, they say,

Then he sobered, ab imo pectore.

By: Metamorphosism» Blog Archive » Winners of the 2009 Metamorphosism St. Valentine’s Day Limerick Contest

Sat, 14 Feb 2009 21:01:33 +0000

[...] First of all, wow. And my sincere thanks to all entrants. The entries to the 2009 contest can be found here. [...]

By: k.

k. — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 13:58:57 +0000

wow.

this is insane, and i’ve quite enjoyed it.

By: Mark S

Mark S — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 06:45:05 +0000

(Hooray for general bawdiness!)

A blonde with an marvelous body
At college was nothing but naughty
But since each instructor
Is known to have f*cked her
She finished up summa cum laude

By: Lisa D

Lisa D — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 03:08:24 +0000

Sorry for the mess–I figure Mig can delete my earlier, combined ones

By: Lisa D

Lisa D — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 03:07:22 +0000

I redeem lots of coupons and rebates
Reconciling my checkbook on pay dates
It would take a Houdini
To eat beans and weenies
And save enough for future loan rates

By: Lisa D

Lisa D — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 03:07:00 +0000

As Wayland and Madame go crazy
Your intellect might just get lazy
The puppet is thinner
When his hand’s not in her,
A man plays the dirty old lady!

By: Lisa D

Lisa D — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 02:36:30 +0000

(That was two seperate limericks with comments in between)

By: Lisa D

Lisa D — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 02:35:39 +0000

Not my best work this year, but here goes

As Wayland and Madame go crazy,
Your intellect might just get lazy
The puppet is thinner
When his hand’s not in her,
A man plays the dirty old lady!

I had to take redemption and reconcilation literally!

I redeem lots of coupons and rebates,
Reconciling my checkbook on pay dates.
It would take a Houdini
To eat beans and weenies
And save enough for future loan rates.

By: mn

mn — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 01:37:07 +0000

So goodnight and goodbye my new friends
I’m now making latin a trend
I’ve bonded with Mater
I will call her later
We’ll laugh at the rhymes that i sent

By: mn

mn — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 01:34:24 +0000

So what will we all do tommorrow
I’m stuck in this rhyme line begorrah
I’m sick of the rules though
it was better a while ago
when latin and fluzies were borrowed

By: mn

mn — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 01:30:54 +0000

It is now 9.27 pm
but where? in Dublin or Wien?
Ah Mig end it now
or Burlesque jungfrau
will ne’r be a virgin again