Comments on: The Non-Axe

By: mary

mary — Tue, 26 Nov 2002 05:24:33 +0000

Once, I was sitting in my living room watching TV when I heard a loud popping sound. It turned out that a round glass ashtray on the coffee table had split in two pieces right down the center. It was empty at the time and I hadn’t used it yet that day.

You would think I’d have taken it as an omen telling me to quit smoking. Instead, I chose to view it as a sign to go out and buy a new ashtray.

By: peggy

peggy — Mon, 25 Nov 2002 18:04:51 +0000

I think it’s the lost dryer socks – they come out at night and scare the furniture.

By: kismet

kismet — Mon, 25 Nov 2002 17:38:13 +0000

I think they do the limbo. and maybe the chicken dance.

By: D

Mon, 25 Nov 2002 15:37:38 +0000

I once caught the Ottoman and the coffee table doing their best to make sidetables. The sick part was that they were doing it on the couch.