Comments on: Why I’m not a secret agent

By: bran

bran — Fri, 11 Oct 2002 00:04:16 +0000

i can tell you’ve given this a great deal of thought, in trying to convince us of your everyday civilian-hood. being the SuperHero i am, i can’t help but notice that, while posting this, you cleverly embedded several secret messages. you also have the remains of a splintered cello case at your feet and the smell of gunpowder permeates your being. i think you’re hiding something from us, my friend.

i’m on to you.

By: Brian

Brian — Thu, 10 Oct 2002 23:10:04 +0000

The pearl is in the river.

Three crows fly to the southwest.

I have no idea where Uncle Leonard is today.

By: Joeri

Joeri — Thu, 10 Oct 2002 22:59:16 +0000

What? You live in Europe? Never! I thought you wrote to us from Tahiti, comrade.

By: Tim

Tim — Thu, 10 Oct 2002 21:46:47 +0000

1000 island on the tie = mtn. dew sprayed on computer screen

By: miguel

miguel — Thu, 10 Oct 2002 21:32:03 +0000

I want to hear more about semi-secret missions. Is that like, “we’re sending you on this mission, they know about it, but not much…”. Chicks, huh?

You know, I was at the U.N. today, and the most interesting thing I managed to do was drip Thousand Island salad dressing on my tie.

By: peggy

peggy — Thu, 10 Oct 2002 20:26:31 +0000

You’re perfect for the semi-secret missions. There’s honor (and chicks) in that too, you know.

By: michele

michele — Thu, 10 Oct 2002 20:12:35 +0000

I think it’s all a bunch of lies just to throw us off your trail.

How obvious can you get? What a horrible secret agent you are Francisco Miguel.