jessica bwaaahahahaha

and miguel you are way late to post. er, wait, are yu still on vacation?

the little people of ireland request your presence.

er, poor people? i can’t remember.

by the way, Miguel – what happened to the little boy Gamma buried in the sand (way to go Gamma, already she knows what to do with the males).

I left this joke as a comment in a more relevant spot a minute ago, but your Auntie Thong thread keeps bringing it to mind. ;)

A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man’s penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9 year old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment,
then flies off.

Surprised, the daughter asks her father, “Daddy, what the heck was that?”

Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, “It was only a bug, honey.” The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says…..

Sure had a big dick, didn’t it?

i guess if i had it to do over again, i would have said something. but what? i also guess, once she’s of age, it’s none of my business… (although it’ll always be my business, i have the feeling)