Comments on: The Bug: that smooth insect

By: Jeffrey

Jeffrey — Mon, 06 Jan 2003 18:49:57 +0000

i have been looking for a tanning salon but i cant seem to find one, and if i do, i wonder if i will actually go in.
they are kinda sleazy, i guess i would go to a new one-god i sound like an ass
seriously we havent had sun in nyc in weeks
and i feel like a need a sun preview
i like it when my skin smells like burnt protein
but then what happens later? peeling, blotchiness, so then you keep going back until your skin is fried
i think if you can have the discipline to just go like twice a year when you are desparate, then you wont ruin your skin-or do you even care?

By: mig

mig — Fri, 05 Jul 2002 12:53:19 +0000

i mean, as long as you combine the visit with the gorilla-placenta-plasma transfusion, i think you’re okay leathery-wise.

By: mig

mig — Fri, 05 Jul 2002 10:43:24 +0000

maybe brooklyn tanning salons are somehow different, tougher or something.

By: mary

mary — Fri, 05 Jul 2002 09:53:12 +0000

When I worked in Brooklyn, I passed a tanning salon every day. The people coming out of them all looked leathery to me.

By: miguel

miguel — Thu, 04 Jul 2002 12:21:54 +0000

what sort of image do tanning salons have where you live? i always thought people who went to them were lame types with gold chains etc. when we had our little spa outing, though, i tried one out and found that not being pale for once (celtic ancestry outweighs the mohawk with me) unusual in a positive way. and here, it turns out, in our town, everyone goes. i suppose it’s part of the bug’s general campaign to look good naked, yeah.

By: mary

mary — Thu, 04 Jul 2002 07:11:46 +0000

Is this another attempt by the Bug at improving self-image?

By: Jessica

Jessica — Thu, 04 Jul 2002 04:27:02 +0000

What were you doing in a tanning salon, anyway, Mr. Bug?