Comments on: What’s wrong with “9-11″?

By: raymond umstot

raymond umstot — Tue, 19 Nov 2002 07:03:51 +0000

That’s some funny shit and I think we should do other holidays too. “holy fucking shit day” is great for 9-11 it’s appropriate. We should name easter Kill that fucking rabbit. (where did he come from anyway?) Saint patricks day (is that a holiday?) should be named Lucky fucking charms day. In High School I started Kill Cabbage Patch day. (we would take all the cabbage patch dolls from thier owners and kick them down the hall that day) It was fun.

I think in fact we should add a few new holidays. “Fuck the Olsen twins day”. That would be a great holiday. The ritual should be anytime someone see’s them on this momentus day they should be stoned and their allowance should be given to me.

How bout “Who the fuck was Menudo?”Day That would be a day in which we find out where all the washed up stars are that no one ever thinks about. Milli Vanilli, Vanilla Ice, and our favorite Menudo

Ok that’s enough for me. Great sight that’s some funny shit you have there and I’m all for holy shit day.

By: C.C.

C.C. — Tue, 23 Jul 2002 08:17:45 +0000

I first read this and went “what the fuck are you talking about?” Then I thought more about it and your right. The first thing out of my mouth was “Holy fucking shit!”

By: miguel

miguel — Thu, 27 Jun 2002 10:51:02 +0000

wait a minute: if the terrorists were aiming to quash american egotism, then if we stop acting like egotists, that means they’ve won!

By: kd

kd — Thu, 27 Jun 2002 07:21:22 +0000

perfect. just perfect. someone should make e-cards.

By: Solonor

Solonor — Thu, 27 Jun 2002 07:02:05 +0000

“Grandma, pass the turkey, please.”
“What do we say, first, Timmy?”
“God, bless us for this day of destruction?”
“That’s right. Holy fucking shit, dear.”
“Holy fucking shit, grandma.”

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 27 Jun 2002 05:59:17 +0000

“Holy fucking shit” was the first thing out of my mouth after I ran to my office & turned on the TV just in time to see the footage of the 2nd plane hitting the tower. Very appropriate.

KJC

By: michele

michele — Thu, 27 Jun 2002 04:40:23 +0000

Not only that, James, but it smacks of American egotism, something that the terrorists were aiming to quash.

By: James

James — Thu, 27 Jun 2002 02:41:00 +0000

Maybe I’m wrong, but wasn’t that whole ‘God’ thing what started it anyway? Is it really smart to fly in the faces of obviously crazy jihadists by naming this day so religiously?

By: Pfish

Pfish — Thu, 27 Jun 2002 00:35:14 +0000

I know I said “Holy Fucking Shit!” Several times. In fact, repeatedly.

By: miguel

miguel — Wed, 26 Jun 2002 22:49:13 +0000

I’m not making light of the tragedy etc btw. OTOH if it gets us another day off from work, I’m all for a new holiday.

By: T

Wed, 26 Jun 2002 22:46:13 +0000

Yeah! That’s a good name for it!

Personally, 9-11 is a day that doesn’t need/deserve a holiday. It’s not a celebration, itdoesn’t get a holiday.

By: D

Wed, 26 Jun 2002 20:46:05 +0000

It’ll be pretty easy to collect the translations too… for instance; “Grosse putain de merde! journee”.

By: Leann

Leann — Wed, 26 Jun 2002 20:16:43 +0000

The name also negates all the non-Americans killed and affected by 9-11. It again shows how egotistic some Americans can be.

By: michele

michele — Wed, 26 Jun 2002 19:53:51 +0000

I’m going to start making buttons for “Holy Fucking Shit!” Day. It pretty much encompasses the whole range of emotions felt that day. And it’s catchy.

I can see the Hallmark cards now.

By: Xkot

Xkot — Wed, 26 Jun 2002 16:57:49 +0000

Heh… that’s the best name for it that I’ve heard so far. In my case I think it was “Dear God, is this ever going to stop? What is going to blow up next?” day, but yours will do fine.