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	<title>Comments on: I can read road signs a mile away, I just can&#8217;t see how fast I&#8217;m going</title>
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	<description>We of course all understand it, being intellectuals.</description>
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		<title>By: Bill</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bill]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2002 16:13:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The waxing is good, but the consequent ingrown hairs are very, very bad. I now have a SCAR from that. Luckily it&#039;s in a place where not many people will see it, at least not in my current profession.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The waxing is good, but the consequent ingrown hairs are very, very bad. I now have a SCAR from that. Luckily it&#8217;s in a place where not many people will see it, at least not in my current profession.</p>
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		<title>By: Jessica</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jessica]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2002 11:17:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[W A X
How many times do I have to tell you people.
It&#039;s all about the hot wax on the nether regions, mmhm.  But only by a paid professional - do NOT try this at home.

My hands are blacklight orange from dying a friend&#039;s hair this evening.  Gloves are for sissies.

My throat tastes like bug spray.

That is all.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>W A X<br />
How many times do I have to tell you people.<br />
It&#8217;s all about the hot wax on the nether regions, mmhm.  But only by a paid professional &#8211; do NOT try this at home.</p>
<p>My hands are blacklight orange from dying a friend&#8217;s hair this evening.  Gloves are for sissies.</p>
<p>My throat tastes like bug spray.</p>
<p>That is all.</p>
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		<title>By: miguel</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2002 10:54:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Talk about bad hair days.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Talk about bad hair days.</p>
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		<title>By: mary</title>
		<link>http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=2027&#038;cpage=1#comment-7112</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[mary]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2002 10:09:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;m still having nightmares about my bad shaving experience.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m still having nightmares about my bad shaving experience.</p>
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		<title>By: jadedju</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[jadedju]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Jun 2002 07:28:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[All this time I thought my mother was god.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All this time I thought my mother was god.</p>
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		<title>By: Bill</title>
		<link>http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=2027&#038;cpage=1#comment-7110</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bill]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jun 2002 21:16:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oops. Davezilla. Damn you charismatic men whose names begin with the letter D! You confuse me with your excessive virility and alphabetic similarity!
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oops. Davezilla. Damn you charismatic men whose names begin with the letter D! You confuse me with your excessive virility and alphabetic similarity!</p>
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		<title>By: Bill</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bill]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jun 2002 21:14:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hehe - D is god. Man, you have some &#039;splaining to do!
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hehe &#8211; D is god. Man, you have some &#8216;splaining to do!</p>
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