Comments on: Makeover

By: michele

michele — Sat, 04 May 2002 01:02:58 +0000

I hope I’m not too late with this and you haven’t done anything rash like shave your head or wear veritcal woad striping.

My idea is for you to wear a different costume each day.

I suggest Mondays would be bug day. Tuesdays would be pirate day. Wedensday would be dress like your favorite dead politician day, Thursday is dress like a girl day and Friday is, of course, no pants day. Weekends are free for experimenting. This way, every day would be a brand new Mig. And as a bonus, if you dress like a sumo wrestler, no one would tell you to lose 20 lbs.

By: miguel

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By: Bill

Bill — Fri, 03 May 2002 20:12:39 +0000

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By: miguel

miguel — Fri, 03 May 2002 00:02:36 +0000

woad! that’s it!

in vertical stripes!

By: Bill

Bill — Thu, 02 May 2002 21:11:47 +0000

Strip naked. Paint yourself with woad. Attack random Englishmen.
Well, it would be a change.

By: miguel

miguel — Thu, 02 May 2002 13:41:24 +0000

Miss B: did the scar thing shaving this morning. Still testing the results.

Jessica: You’re too kind. Although, traipsing, I don’t know, I was going more for “ambling,” you know? It’s funny you should mention a heavy leather jacket. I’ve always wanted one, my entire life.

Sue: Crown, huh? I’ve got half a dozen tiaras left over from Gamma’s princess party. I’ll give one of them a try.

Space: The midwesterner look is appealing, because all I’d need would basically be a new hat, etc etc.

Chris, and kd: the suit, so far, that’s the best look i’ve come up with for me. simple – no indecision in the mornings what to wear, and so versatile: sunglasses,and it’s the MIB look. Stick my finger in my ear, and it’s bodyguard, you know?

jadedju: how about Honeybun, Izzy and Peanut? Peanut is a good nickname, I called both kids that when they were little, especially Beta.

By: jadedju

jadedju — Thu, 02 May 2002 10:48:53 +0000

Rename your wife and children: Apple, Orange, and Peanut.

By: chris

chris — Thu, 02 May 2002 09:49:59 +0000

I dated a girl once who tried to make me over into her ex-boyfriend (you can put khakis on a horse, but you can’t take them anywhere- or something. I’m tired, forget about it). So, the women have spoken out in favor of the shaved head, but I’m against it for what it’s worth. Plus, it’s totally on the way out like the goatee for godssake. I say, wear what you like. If it’s grass-stained Reeboks and 501s, or a black suit- then so be it. That’s your style.

By: Jessica

Jessica — Thu, 02 May 2002 09:17:28 +0000

You’re pretty hot already, Mig. (seen him in person ladies. so true.) They hair works for me. A shaved head – 1/2 inch of hair – would too.

My only suggestion would be a nice heavy leather jacket and some boots. You had very sensible jacket and boots when we traipsed around London, very good for traipsing, so I don’t know if this is even a big alteration to your non-traipsing style…

By: sue

sue — Thu, 02 May 2002 06:30:52 +0000

and follow the head-shaving with a tattoo. Or, if you wimp out, try one of the temporary ones. Maybe a rose on your crown–or a crown on your crown.

By: miss bazima

miss bazima — Thu, 02 May 2002 04:00:32 +0000

that’s an excellent idea kd has. the shaving of the head. a shaved head only makes handsome men like yourself even more handsome. i’d also suggest adding a scar of some sort. scars are sexy. nothing dramatic like helena bonham carter in “frankenstein”, but a little scar positioned at a slight angle stemming from the upper lip, about 1/2 an inch length-wise. under the lower lip and above the chin, as well as near outer edge of the brow are also fine areas for scars. you may want to ask someone in your household for help with this. i’m sure gamma, or alpha, or perhaps moritz would be more than willing.

By: space

space — Thu, 02 May 2002 03:55:16 +0000

Start wearing five-year old reeboks with grass stains, 501’s, WWF t-shirts and a NASCAR cap. Get your hair cut in a mullet. Gain 20 pounds. Now you’re a midwesterner.

By: kd

kd — Thu, 02 May 2002 03:49:58 +0000

i’d like to cast a vote for the headshaving. i mean, why not? or maybe just a really close buzz cut.

i’m pretty sure that same black suit thing you do all the time is still rockin’ for you, in a timeless way — but get a little edgy with the hair.

weight? huh.