Comments on: Bad kitty, baaaad kitty! http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1850 We of course all understand it, being intellectuals. Thu, 05 Jun 2025 17:47:31 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.0 By: Mig http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1850&cpage=1#comment-6489 Fri, 15 Mar 2002 20:39:02 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1850#comment-6489 No, no, no, I’d never hurt an innocent little kitty cat. Or any other animal, except in self-defense. Today, for example, I’m covered with cat hair; well, my clothes are covered with cat hair, because I was carrying the big guy around and petting him sorta half slung over my shoulder, which he even enjoyed for a while. Then, when he’d had enough he sneezed on me and I let him go again. Maybe he’s allergic to humans.

]]> By: mae http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1850&cpage=1#comment-6488 Fri, 15 Mar 2002 11:10:52 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1850#comment-6488 I was listening to NPR one day, to the animal doctor. This lady had allowed her cat to nip her for about a ten year period, but in the last couple of months he had started to do it more often and biting harder. They told her to sling a water pistol and shot him every time he did it. Granny with a water pistol. That’s too funny.

Now, Miguel, no matter how tempting a little bit of animal cruelty is, you must resist. I don’t think PETA would agree with ammonia or electrical currents.

]]> By: Mig http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1850&cpage=1#comment-6487 Fri, 15 Mar 2002 10:57:07 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1850#comment-6487 also i live with robots.

]]> By: CLM http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1850&cpage=1#comment-6486 Fri, 15 Mar 2002 02:17:12 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1850#comment-6486 Right, so let me get this clear: You’re a North American living in Austria and designing albums for Austrian Irish bands while eating English breakfast cereal? The damn cat’s probably just confused!

]]> By: Miguel http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1850&cpage=1#comment-6485 Fri, 15 Mar 2002 00:36:42 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1850#comment-6485 Wheetabix is an English breakfast cereal. I’ll post a picture of some tomorrow.

]]> By: Miguel http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1850&cpage=1#comment-6484 Fri, 15 Mar 2002 00:21:39 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1850#comment-6484 thanks for that link,mae. i liked this advice:
“Put lemon extract or fresh lemon juice. This is also, good in areas that you do not want them to scratch. The lemon sent is not something they like. Also, If you mist the cat with the bottle of water “plain” when he gets on the bed or any other areas the you do not want the cat to be on it will re-direct him but wont hurt him.” although i currently feel like adding a little ammonia or something so it hurts just a little.

This was also interesting: aluminum foil on counter tops trains them not to jump up in about a month. Connecting the foil up to a source of electric current would probably cut the training time in half…

]]> By: mae http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1850&cpage=1#comment-6483 Thu, 14 Mar 2002 23:12:54 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1850#comment-6483 Rubbing an animal’s nose in it will not help him realize what he did wrong. It’s been too long after the fact.

I was intrigued by your problem, so I did a search, and this is the best advice I found:
http://doityourself.com/pets/catbedwetting.htm

What is “Wheetabix”?

]]> By: munin http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1850&cpage=1#comment-6482 Thu, 14 Mar 2002 21:24:19 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1850#comment-6482 funny :)
On the dog issue;
I beg to differ, a dog will pee in his masters bed and then go chew on some expensive leather shoes when they are displeased with something… “hey give me back my shoe!!!” :)

]]> By: Miguel http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1850&cpage=1#comment-6481 Thu, 14 Mar 2002 17:53:28 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1850#comment-6481 you should’ve been there.

]]> By: D http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1850&cpage=1#comment-6480 Thu, 14 Mar 2002 17:29:55 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1850#comment-6480 Sounds like quite the party going on in that bed.

]]> By: chris http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1850&cpage=1#comment-6479 Thu, 14 Mar 2002 16:42:00 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1850#comment-6479 Iccchh. @#*%ing cats… a dog would never pee his master’s (or his own) bed.

I say castrate it again.

]]> By: michele http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1850&cpage=1#comment-6478 Thu, 14 Mar 2002 15:47:55 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1850#comment-6478 That’s what you get for owning a cat. They are satan’s tool.

]]> By: andrea http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1850&cpage=1#comment-6477 Thu, 14 Mar 2002 13:01:50 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1850#comment-6477 too funny. that is all.

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