Comments on: Achtung, baby!

By: PoP

PoP — Sat, 09 Mar 2002 16:46:51 +0000

IHR ABGEFICKTEN IDIOTEN HABT JA ALLE ZU ENGE PISSNELKEN.

By: Vex

Vex — Fri, 08 Mar 2002 23:00:47 +0000

“Auschens vie!”
I really don’t know how to spell it; I’ve only heard it, and I use it on my kid all the time–as in, “Get out of here, now!”

By: mig

mig — Fri, 08 Mar 2002 14:43:27 +0000

also spelled “scheisse” if you lack the “

By: andrea

andrea — Fri, 08 Mar 2002 13:56:08 +0000

“Schei

By: tasha

tasha — Fri, 08 Mar 2002 10:14:02 +0000

“Das Cashflow” — no kidding. That’s a real phrase. Also, Der Rockmusic, Der Rockband.

By: mae

mae — Fri, 08 Mar 2002 02:09:05 +0000

Es tut mir weh!
In German every Halloween we would watch Return of the Vampire. When the girl gets bitten, she yells, “Es tut mir weh! Es tut mir weh!” So for several weeks afterwards, we’d randomly shout at each other, “Es tut mir weh! Es tut mir weh!”

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 08 Mar 2002 01:32:52 +0000

Der Himmel

By: the netdork

the netdork — Fri, 08 Mar 2002 01:28:25 +0000

got in himmel (sp?)

By: The Dodd

The Dodd — Fri, 08 Mar 2002 00:41:07 +0000

spannungsbogen – the time between when one conceives of a desire and the acheivement of that desire.

By: CLM

CLM — Thu, 07 Mar 2002 23:59:09 +0000

I only ever learned one phrase in German, but at least it’s an authoritative one:

Auf dich knien, schlampe!

Of course, my spelling might not be right…

By: Becky

Becky — Thu, 07 Mar 2002 22:08:58 +0000

Phrases I learned in high school German class:

“Geh doch mal ran!” (Go answer the phone – or something)

“Ich bin ein spazierganger.” (I’m a pedestrian – how’s that for useful phrases to know?)

By: kd

kd — Thu, 07 Mar 2002 22:08:23 +0000

Alles touristen und non-technischen looken peepers! Das machinkontrol is nicht for gefengerpoken und mittengrabben. Oderwise is easy schnappen der springenverk, blowenfus, undpoppencorken mit spitzensparken. Der machine is diggen by experten only. Is nicht fur geverken by das dumpkopfen. Das rubber necken sightseenen keepen das cotton-picken hands in das pockets. So relaxen, und vatchen das blinkenlights.

By: francis s.

francis s. — Thu, 07 Mar 2002 22:00:38 +0000

I think Andrea meant “Schei

By: steve

steve — Thu, 07 Mar 2002 20:17:30 +0000

anything by colonel klink

By: Bill

Bill — Thu, 07 Mar 2002 19:20:07 +0000

In my German class, we had to invent a compound word as part of an exercise. I can’t remember what it ended up being in German, but it meant “The black schmutz you find at the bottom of your fridge when you clean it out just before moving in the spring.”