Comments on: Observations on New Media, I

By: Bauke

Bauke — Wed, 06 Mar 2002 20:10:29 +0000

use this blabla bla (Without the spaces though)

That will give you a red font

By: Miguel

Miguel — Wed, 06 Mar 2002 17:03:46 +0000

That would be only one word in German:
Bierfurtz

(Maybe I ought to start doing a word-of-the-day thing too like Francis. If I could only figure out how to make the font red…)

By: michele

michele — Wed, 06 Mar 2002 16:55:13 +0000

Two words:

Beer farts.

By: kd

kd — Wed, 06 Mar 2002 12:41:24 +0000

hangover farts are the WORST. ack.

By: Mig

Mig — Wed, 06 Mar 2002 12:15:51 +0000

Sometimes, there is a very narrow line between a good fart joke and a poop story, as I will illustrate with someone else’s story, told to me by another person:

A woman of my acquaintance woke up one morning in a stranger’s bed, remembering only vaguely how she’d ended up there, thinking, “he’s actually quite cute” and with a tremendous urge to fart. She figured she could sneak one out and it would dissipate before he woke up and [INSERT TOO MUCH INFORMATION HERE 1010011110010 100101010 010101010 10101 010101010 101 010101010 101010101 END TOO MUCH INFORMATION] never saw him again.

Now I’ll have to post something civilized about cellos to atone for this, won’t I?

By: pat

pat — Wed, 06 Mar 2002 05:31:53 +0000

as long as we’re being scatological…

Rhypophobia- Fear of defecation.

Scatophobia – Fear of fecal matter.

and my personal favorite

Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowel movements.

By: michele

michele — Wed, 06 Mar 2002 03:33:26 +0000

My poop story wasn’t nearly as good as yours. So it wasn’t that I didn’t like your poop story. I was just jealous that you pooped so spectacularly when mine was just a….plop.

By: The Dodd

The Dodd — Wed, 06 Mar 2002 02:59:55 +0000

melly does.

By: BtC

BtC — Wed, 06 Mar 2002 01:28:56 +0000

while it is quite true that chicks most certainly do not like poop stories, it is a little known fact that they cannot resist a good fart joke.

By: space

space — Tue, 05 Mar 2002 22:47:30 +0000

Damn. You mean they’ve been pretending all these years?

I’m not sure whether that makes me feel good or bad.