http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1593 We of course all understand it, being intellectuals. Thu, 05 Jun 2025 17:47:31 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.0 http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1593&cpage=1#comment-5408 Fri, 19 Oct 2007 06:13:36 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1593#comment-5408 maybe they went to the wrong graveyard and realized at the last minute

]]> http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1593&cpage=1#comment-5407 Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:08:03 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1593#comment-5407 Hourly rate for hearse rental.

]]> http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1593&cpage=1#comment-5406 Thu, 18 Oct 2007 06:05:15 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1593#comment-5406 hearse-jacking

]]> http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1593&cpage=1#comment-5405 Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:28:26 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1593#comment-5405 Maybe it was a Jewish funeral and they were coming up on the 48-hours-from-death-to-burial rule, and the rabbi was known to be long-winded?

]]> http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1593&cpage=1#comment-5404 Wed, 17 Oct 2007 17:21:54 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1593#comment-5404 This reminds me of that line from the song “Poor Judd is Dead” …”It’s summer and we’re running out of ice.” From “Oklahoma” (Rodgers and Hammerstein).

]]> http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1593&cpage=1#comment-5403 Wed, 17 Oct 2007 17:00:12 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1593#comment-5403 How about…the clergyperson conducting the funeral had another event scheduled for immediately afterward, and had barely managed to fit this funeral into his calendar to begin with.

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