Comments on: Valentine’s Day Limerick Contest http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1502 We of course all understand it, being intellectuals. Thu, 05 Jun 2025 17:47:31 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.0 By: LP http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1502&cpage=1#comment-5003 Wed, 14 Feb 2007 22:36:27 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1502#comment-5003 There was a Manannan Mac Lir
Who drove his jag down for to see

]]> By: Jann http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1502&cpage=1#comment-5002 Sat, 10 Feb 2007 23:44:14 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1502#comment-5002 The fair ladies, they came on the run,
To see which Celtic gods were more fun.
Though the deities dallied,
They couldn’t be tallied.
Seemed like each had five names, if he’d one!

]]> By: KayO http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1502&cpage=1#comment-5001 Sat, 10 Feb 2007 20:25:21 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1502#comment-5001 Yay, Lisa D.! Your productivity is inspiring!

]]> By: Mark S. http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1502&cpage=1#comment-5000 Sat, 10 Feb 2007 13:53:20 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1502#comment-5000 Ode to the Celtic God of Love

Where other gods get kind attention,
Dwynwen knows but condescension.
At least Aphrodite
Can be rhymed with Mighty
And Venus, with parts you can’t mention.

]]> By: Lisa D. http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1502&cpage=1#comment-4999 Sat, 10 Feb 2007 07:30:07 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1502#comment-4999 My Honda

]]> By: Lisa D. http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1502&cpage=1#comment-4998 Sat, 10 Feb 2007 07:10:07 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1502#comment-4998 (I’m going for the productivity points)

Though Eleanor had hip dysplasia,
Her fortitude

]]> By: Lisa D. http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1502&cpage=1#comment-4997 Sat, 10 Feb 2007 06:44:45 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1502#comment-4997 A Benz-driving diabetic
When told he looked

]]> By: Jann http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1502&cpage=1#comment-4996 Sat, 10 Feb 2007 05:19:14 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1502#comment-4996 The lady was born somewhat spastic,
But her medicine made her quite plastic.
From all over the land,
Came the gents, cash in hand,
For the pretzel-like sex was fantastic!

]]> By: Jann http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1502&cpage=1#comment-4995 Sat, 10 Feb 2007 05:10:54 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1502#comment-4995 The physician was stern with the crooner:
“Put this truss on right now, if not sooner.”
But the groupies said, “Doc,
Not before six o’clock;
Let’s don’t spoil a great afternooner!”

]]> By: Cindi http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1502&cpage=1#comment-4994 Thu, 08 Feb 2007 18:52:12 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1502#comment-4994 There was young woman with Tourettes,
who had some mindblowing sex
she hopped in a Jeep
pre-formed a deepthroated *BLEEP*
then screamed obscenities of bad etiquette.

]]> By: Jann http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1502&cpage=1#comment-4993 Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:15:23 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1502#comment-4993 The old codger was wearing his truss,
But in bed, the dang thing made him cuss.
It entangled two feet,
And got caught in the sheet.
Said his lady, “We’re in quite a muss!”

]]> By: KayO http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1502&cpage=1#comment-4992 Sun, 04 Feb 2007 12:42:22 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1502#comment-4992 Rhiannon felt some consternation:
She hadn

]]> By: Jann http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1502&cpage=1#comment-4991 Fri, 02 Feb 2007 19:05:24 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1502#comment-4991 The gentleman from Minnesota
Was proud of his RAV4 Toyota.
Removing two seats
Allowed all kinds of feats.
As for ladies, he’d more than his quota.

]]> By: mig http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1502&cpage=1#comment-4990 Fri, 02 Feb 2007 14:47:32 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1502#comment-4990 Patience, grasshopper.

]]> By: Michael M. http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1502&cpage=1#comment-4989 Fri, 02 Feb 2007 11:35:58 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1502#comment-4989 Seriously strong entries this year. I can’t hope to compete.

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