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	<title>Comments on: Caption Contest</title>
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	<description>We of course all understand it, being intellectuals.</description>
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		<title>By: Paul</title>
		<link>http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1331&#038;cpage=1#comment-4233</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Paul]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2005 09:06:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#039;ve just been watching a lot of Monty Python so I believe he is about to play a tape recorder that he has up his nose...
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve just been watching a lot of Monty Python so I believe he is about to play a tape recorder that he has up his nose&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Red</title>
		<link>http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1331&#038;cpage=1#comment-4232</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Red]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2005 18:49:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;Phaaaaaaarp!&quot;

Was that the chair, or did I just say something meaningful?
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Phaaaaaaarp!&#8221;</p>
<p>Was that the chair, or did I just say something meaningful?</p>
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		<title>By: Andy</title>
		<link>http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1331&#038;cpage=1#comment-4231</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Andy]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2005 06:38:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;But what can I do? I&#039;m just...&quot;
[pauses, looks down, counts quietly to self, then says]
&quot;...one man.&quot;

(As if there wasn&#039;t already enough that he had in common with Homer Simpson.)
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;But what can I do? I&#8217;m just&#8230;&#8221;<br />
[pauses, looks down, counts quietly to self, then says]<br />
&#8220;&#8230;one man.&#8221;</p>
<p>(As if there wasn&#8217;t already enough that he had in common with Homer Simpson.)</p>
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		<title>By: Karan</title>
		<link>http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1331&#038;cpage=1#comment-4230</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Karan]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2005 21:29:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just what is this smell?
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just what is this smell?</p>
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		<title>By: flerdle</title>
		<link>http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1331&#038;cpage=1#comment-4229</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[flerdle]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2005 17:34:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;Urrr... scuse me... can I go to the bathroom now?&quot;

(fits with the slightly pained/worried expression)
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Urrr&#8230; scuse me&#8230; can I go to the bathroom now?&#8221;</p>
<p>(fits with the slightly pained/worried expression)</p>
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		<title>By: Tim</title>
		<link>http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1331&#038;cpage=1#comment-4228</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tim]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Dec 2005 00:02:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I use this one to pick my nose.

or

Can I get someone to PLEASE pull my finger?

or

You forgot Poland!
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I use this one to pick my nose.</p>
<p>or</p>
<p>Can I get someone to PLEASE pull my finger?</p>
<p>or</p>
<p>You forgot Poland!</p>
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		<title>By: D</title>
		<link>http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1331&#038;cpage=1#comment-4227</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[D]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2005 18:44:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;God is above my desk right now, telling me how to run the world...&quot;

...into the ground
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;God is above my desk right now, telling me how to run the world&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8230;into the ground</p>
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
		<link>http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1331&#038;cpage=1#comment-4226</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Matt]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2005 00:36:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;Hey folks. I uh, just had my prostate checked and uh, they only used one finger.&quot;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Hey folks. I uh, just had my prostate checked and uh, they only used one finger.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Brian</title>
		<link>http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1331&#038;cpage=1#comment-4225</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Brian]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2005 23:10:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Number of brain cells he has.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Number of brain cells he has.</p>
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		<title>By: Jado</title>
		<link>http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1331&#038;cpage=1#comment-4224</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jado]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2005 22:51:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&quot;I only lied this many times. Ya can&#039;t impeach a guy for that, heh,heh,heh!&quot;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I only lied this many times. Ya can&#8217;t impeach a guy for that, heh,heh,heh!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: anne</title>
		<link>http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1331&#038;cpage=1#comment-4223</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[anne]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Dec 2005 13:56:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Index to the Presidency
Whereas former President Bill Clinton used his index finger to scold people for suspecting him of doing what he had, in fact, done, President Bush uses his index finger as God intended him to use it, for counting. (also sometimes for nose picking, not pictured).
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Index to the Presidency<br />
Whereas former President Bill Clinton used his index finger to scold people for suspecting him of doing what he had, in fact, done, President Bush uses his index finger as God intended him to use it, for counting. (also sometimes for nose picking, not pictured).</p>
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