Comments on: The bright side

By: k

Wed, 06 Apr 2005 04:05:46 +0000

that’s why, where i come from, you keep a shotgun around. in case of zombie attack.

and remember. aim for the head. always the head.

By: paul

paul — Wed, 06 Apr 2005 03:03:10 +0000

This reminds me of a study I heard of where people were divided by a survey into “optimistic” and “pessimistic” people. Then they were exposed to some event that happened about half the time. The optimistic people were sure it was happening more often then that, the pessimistic people had a pretty accurate idea of the frequency of these occurrences. It was called the “sadder but wiser” study when they wrote it up.

Screw those delusional half full cup people, the cup probably only is about a third full and is in real danger of tipping over and spilling the whole thing. Probably right into your laptop keyboard. Probably just AFTER you’ve typed your novel into it, and probably just BEFORE you backed it up.

Stupid cup…

By: jilbur

jilbur — Tue, 05 Apr 2005 20:21:17 +0000

half “learn how the fuck to fill a glass properly, fuckwit,” is what. good god, they teach it to montessori preschoolers. master the fine motor skills and we can all stop pratting about the damn glass.

grumpy: it’s an art.

By: j-a

j-a — Tue, 05 Apr 2005 16:43:51 +0000

hm. so guess who got out of bed on the wrong side today.

By: anne

anne — Tue, 05 Apr 2005 12:23:07 +0000

i’ve always liked the one that goes, “half full or half empty? depends what’s in the glass”.

cats CAN talk. they just don’t. they’re so… emotionally unavailable, really.