Comments on: Valentine’s Day Limerick Contest http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1141 We of course all understand it, being intellectuals. Thu, 05 Jun 2025 17:47:31 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.0 By: Guille http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1141&cpage=1#comment-3197 Thu, 17 Mar 2005 19:59:11 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1141#comment-3197 For Azlyn:

If it were the key to your heart,
I’d produce the world’s biggest fart.
It sure would smell!
How charming a spell!
To love me would just be so smart!

]]> By: CHRISTINA KAY VENKER http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1141&cpage=1#comment-3196 Fri, 25 Feb 2005 23:55:13 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1141#comment-3196 NICE GIVE ELVIS BACK HIS BRAIN TAKE ME HOME

]]> By: juzsp http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1141&cpage=1#comment-3195 Mon, 14 Feb 2005 14:49:31 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1141#comment-3195 Be my burning lover,
Just like a candle as it flickers,
I know i’ll set your wick alight,
When i get inside your knickers!

]]> By: Anna http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1141&cpage=1#comment-3194 Mon, 14 Feb 2005 02:11:50 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1141#comment-3194 My darling, we make a great match,
You itch and I love to scratch.
I’m so lucky to find
A girl of like mind
With a permanent dry scaly patch.

]]> By: mig http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1141&cpage=1#comment-3193 Sat, 12 Feb 2005 23:25:10 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1141#comment-3193 you tell ‘em kid.

]]> By: beta http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1141&cpage=1#comment-3192 Sat, 12 Feb 2005 19:02:05 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1141#comment-3192 guys, guys, don’t you know what the word anapestic means? don’t get carried away by penisses and marie curies and valentines!

]]> By: zedzdead http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1141&cpage=1#comment-3191 Fri, 11 Feb 2005 19:31:03 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1141#comment-3191 There’s a lady who’s sure
All that glitters is gold
and she’s buying a stairway to heaven
when she gets there she knows if the stars are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for, ooh, ooh, oooooh, ooooh, ooh, and she’s buying a stairway to heaven.

Apologies to Led Zep for stealing their classic limmerick

]]> By: A Small Victory http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1141&cpage=1#comment-3202 Fri, 11 Feb 2005 18:17:34 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1141#comment-3202 Roses Are Red: the 2005 Valentine Poetry Contest

It’s time for my third or fourth annual Valentine’s Day Poetry Contest (not to be confused with Mig’s Limerick Contest). This is totally different. Really. In fact, I’ll just copy and paste from 2003: When I was in fourth grade,…

]]> By: boynton http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1141&cpage=1#comment-3201 Fri, 11 Feb 2005 03:07:28 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1141#comment-3201 various

McSweeney’s E-mail shorthand that civil war soldiers would likely have used in letters home had the technology been available to them (via Making Light) The second annual Metamorphosism.com St. Valentine’s Day Limerick Contest… Extra points this year…

]]> By: eeksypeeksy http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1141&cpage=1#comment-3190 Thu, 10 Feb 2005 23:58:59 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1141#comment-3190 Doctor Koch said, “The food is inferia
At the 7-Eleven cafeteria
But I find that my herpes
Is soothed by their Slurpees
And I’m fond of their fresh Escherichia.”

]]> By: eeksypeeksy http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1141&cpage=1#comment-3189 Thu, 10 Feb 2005 23:23:30 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1141#comment-3189 A bug in Miami bananas
Was heard by the chief of Havana’s
Ministry of Recording
What We’re Not Affording,
But it only picked up old Santanas.

(This one has one of the three requirements only if you do British crosswords.)

]]> By: Lisa D. http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1141&cpage=1#comment-3188 Thu, 10 Feb 2005 19:40:34 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1141#comment-3188 I called our love

]]> By: boynton http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1141&cpage=1#comment-3187 Thu, 10 Feb 2005 13:25:02 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1141#comment-3187 A condition called Valentine

]]> By: eeksypeeksy http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1141&cpage=1#comment-3186 Thu, 10 Feb 2005 02:51:48 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1141#comment-3186 Doctor Barnard exchanged the first hearts
Made of genuine cardiac parts
When a girl named Denise
Gave her heart, post-decease,
To one Lou, till the flu worked its arts.

]]> By: eeksypeeksy http://www.metamorphosism.com/?p=1141&cpage=1#comment-3185 Thu, 10 Feb 2005 02:49:58 +0000 http://vermeer.hmdnsgroup.com/~metamorp/?p=1141#comment-3185 Doctor Fleming, the lucky young Scot,
Got a mold in his wee culture pot.
Penicillium notatum
Kicked the staph’s skinny bottom
And it’s good for whatever you’ve got.

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